"A lot of folk think that I jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge,but I didn't. I actually fell off of it while me and my cousin Robbie was blood tracking this deer we killt and I leaned on the railing to focus my binos. Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde helped me get a place where the water could be extracted from my lungs, and I could get back to work at the mortuary. Thanks boys!"
"Em boys know what they is doing! Expcially Phil. At boy knows his stuff!"
"Let them eat cake."
"When my cousin Randy tumped my tractor over in the middle of the road, I was injured. I lost half of my favorite finger, and 4 of my hunting cats got kilt. Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde got me a new tractor and 4 new cats and I'm back on my feet. They even allowed me to pay them in watermelons, soybeans, and a lifetime supply of fresh turkey eggs."
"When I was arrested for screaming "Raise Hail Praise Dale" at my stepdaughters school play, Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde came and got me out of the jailhouse. When I missed court, they got me out again, and when I was finally sentenced they brought me a ham biscuit to the jailhouse every single day for thirty days. They is so good and I like them a lot."
In a suit against this dang company which was selling dangerous corn products, we won a record settlement for our clients, making sure that they are taken care of for life.
In a case where our client was a victim of internet scamming, we were able to get our them a whopping $1.5 million greenbacks so they ain't got to work no more. Not now, not never.
In the divorce case of Joe Lee Baker v. Earline Baker, we won. Joe Lee is an exceptionally nasty man and we got Earline $21 and half of the barn. It were not much - but she was happy and that is all that matters.