Our Practice

Practice Areas

Law Stuff
Busting Scammers
Things that go bump
Ugly People
Rich Folks Lawyerin
Things what make no sense

Our Approach

Three words. That's all it takes. No more Three words sum up our approach: Get 'er done. What else can be said? You call us and say that you want a divorce, or that your mama is in jail, or that you are in jail - and we'll come 'a running. Bail money in hand, lawyers in tow. Legal problems ain't nothing but a thang to us. We've done this for years, and we prolly gone be doing this for years.We are here when you need us, as long as you pay us.

A Team in Your Corner

Every morning, our legal team has a meeting to discuss our what we done last night. This means that no matter who you go with in our firm, the whole team weighs in on your case - not matter if they know nothin or not. Facts.

Legacy of Success

Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde Divorce Law has been working together for 30 years and has a proven track record of success. Just check out our testimonials, or ask anyone who has gotten lawyerin from us before. We are simply the best. Anyone who says we ain't is a liar.

Our Team

Randolph (Randy) Randolph IX, Esq. (Deceased)

A graduate from one of the most prestigious lawyerin schools in the country, Randolph (Randy) Randolph was the heartbeat of our law firm and our most successful litigator for two decades running. Never lost a case and a really nice guy that you want on your side. He's dead now.

Henry Hyde, Attorney

Descendant of the original three founding attorneys, Ol' Henry was a fantastic lawyer specializing in public intoxication, public urination and parole violation, and a member of our local amatuer CSI team. Unfortunately, he's dead now too.

Phil

Phil is one of the most reliable individuals on our staff. While he's not a licensed attorney, he does know a lot of stuff and has taken many, many, many online classes. Phil helped us successfully infiltrate a local band of chicken fighters through undercover work and is a modern master of lavatory appliance design and repair.